new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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