U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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