i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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