You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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