No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
a search helicopter?!
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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