great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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