Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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