I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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