: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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