id be glad to
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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