Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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