This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
