I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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