You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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