No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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