Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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