Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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