New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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