I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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