look no pants
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
