her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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