lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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