It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I love having hate sex.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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