I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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