we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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