No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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