The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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