OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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