What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
