I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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