He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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