STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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