Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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