I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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