am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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