I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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