Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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