This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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