i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Randomize
