he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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