If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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