Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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