but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most