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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back

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• (714): View more from California

  Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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• (661): View more from California

  My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.

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• (925): View more from California

  I cannot believe I said bareback movement...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She wants to have naked weekends

  (541): View more from Oregon

  They call that free range vagina in France

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most

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