Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

The bars here don't close until 4!

(703): View more from Virginia

my legs don't close until 4

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(937): View more from Ohio

Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.

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(530): View more from California

There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?

(718): View more from New York

See you tonight.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?

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