On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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