Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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