Im at strip club and am horny
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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