Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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