WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I smell like Dick and happiness
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