I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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