I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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