talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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