If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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