I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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