I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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